Maybe I'm going about this the hard way, but here's what I'm trying to do:<BR><BR>I need to run a script on a central workstation that will run a query on two remote MySQL boxes and return the output ...

<B>Background</B>:<BR>My only real programming experience is a C++ course I took nearly 10 years ago. My current job has me all sort of things, one of which is some rudimentary level IT work. Usually ...